Adam Collins and Geoff Lemon take a light-hearted view on why the Australian one-day team just isn’t clicking at the moment

FINAL WORD

Geoff Lemon: Years ago, my first girlfriend’s dad had this routine he liked to run through whenever there was a World Cup or an election or something. “Geoff,” he’d say, “who came first?” Italy, I might reply. “Ok, so who came second?” France, I would say. “Right, right. Ok, but who came third, then?” Um, Germany won the play-off, I think. “Oh yes, of course, of course...