MARTIN JOHNSON
By far the most entertaining moment in a turgid Carabao Cup final was watching the manager of Chelsea self combust on the touchline in a manner not witnessed on British television since Basil Fawlty’s car failed to start. Had it taken place at Whipsnade Zoo rather than Wembley, they’d have shot him with a tranquiliser dart.
You might think that this sort of thing could never happen in cricket, except that it already has. It was in Bulawayo in 1996, when David Lloyd had his own meltdown moment on the touchline, the difference being that it was an umpire he wa...
