THE GRUMBLER
A FAN’S VIEW BY RICHARD CLARKE
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I had not seen a more disinterested performance since Kevin Pietersen used county games to return to fitness
The man in the Ninja Turtle costume swayed gently as he peered into his phone. Its screen shone like a beacon into the Birmingham blackness on that Saturday night last September but this Michelangelo was studying its contents so intently his nose almost touched the screen.
He had probably been drinking for 12 hours solid.
On the other side of the road, four similarly intoxicated Superheroes argued in animated fashion over that ...