Adam Collins and Geoff Lemon, our Aussie journo double act, pay tribute to England’s marathon man

FINAL WORD

Old-school knock: Cook displayed all the traits of the great opener he is at the MCG
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Adam Collins: How about that whitewash, then? Wasn’t the plan to trample all over England and end some old stagers’ careers?
Geoff Lemon: It’s more of a greywash now. Fifty shades or otherwise. Certainly some long slow punishment meted out by Alastair, the man with the soulful eyes. Of course, we’ve only had three days of...